THIS IS NORWAY

If it weren’t for Norway’s National Day, 17. may, Oslo would look like an apocalyptic waste dump, Oslo could have been the back drop for Bladerunner II. Every year there’s a frantic race to make all the streets of the capitol clean and tidy. 18. may marks 365 days till the next clean up. The city council makes a chase for the public, calling them pigs, but when will pigs be better than the hogs. Free T-shirts to anyone spotting a professional street cleaner in Oslo. (image show from left, poster from city council calling people pigs, outside kinder garden, random park)

An image says more than a thousand oil rigs. The above image illustrates gas stations providing E85 fuel, these are just Statoil stations (Statoil is a Norwegian company). This country of well fed oil suckers show no sign of adjusting to the dark future of our global environment, while talking, talking, talking, there is no news of Norway stepping up to the task of responsibility. Norway lacks visionaries in any field, so it might be too much to ask. Ok, so E85 has its draw backs but will sitting on our fat asses get us anywhere greener? Anyway, the oil will run out in 10 years and that will… no we’ve saved up and still be a rich nation for another 10 years, but then hopefully the ruling politicians we have today will be dead and a new generation will muster up for sustainable innovation and green action.

With Halloween just months away, here’s this years hit dress up kit. You’ll have your kid scare the whole neighborhood in no time. Just print, cut and add rubber bands, the Kvarme mask is ready for use. Please use only for one evening/night, we already have a man running around town with this mask all year around, making people uneasy and scared. So use with care!

Imagine if the Norwegian Broadcast Corporation was run by Aker Kværner, and Jan Petersen (ex. Foreign minister) was pulling the strings. Now don’t imagine, just realize that’s how it is. NRK last week decided not to air a documentary showing the shady side of Norway, war, weapons and disgraceful prison treatment does not fit well with peace loving Vikings.

Come to Norway, the fresh an clean… Wait, have you been to Oslo, well it’s the waste capitol of Europe. See, the people of Oslo don’t care, as long as their home is newly renovated. You’ll have to look at it as modern art, the wasted human race.

Make sure you go to the bathroom first. This is what will meet you at Oslo Central Train station. The cost of taking a piss in this shithole: 10 norwegian kroner: WELCOME TO NORWAY!!!